oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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