After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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