physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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