So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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