I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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