do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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