i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
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Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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I don't deserve a penis
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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