How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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