trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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