I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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