those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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