i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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