It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I stole a fireplace last night.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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