whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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