ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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