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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I feel like death. Did you die last night?

  (305): View more from Florida

  Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.

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  NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.

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