I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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