i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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