to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Dicks are not precious.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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