we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
