I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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