Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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