this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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