dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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