I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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