I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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