For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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