butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
farters have to be the big spoon...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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