She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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