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(909): View more from California

The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.

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3?

(909): View more from California

Me, myself and I

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.

(336): View more from North Carolina

This is god's gift to the unemployed.

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(678): View more from Georgia

So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving

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(817): View more from Texas

The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?

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(217): View more from Illinois

Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.

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