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(630): View more from Illinois

I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari

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(575): View more from New Mexico

I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.

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(407): View more from Florida

It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?

(703): View more from Virginia

third one in three days

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