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So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!

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I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????

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Honestly.

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Don't say a word.

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(313) So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays! (1-313) I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol????? (313) Honestly. (313) Don't say a word. http://tfl.nu/wjb7

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(949): View more from California

hell yes lets make some ravioli

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(949): hell yes lets make some ravioli http://tfl.nu/0xmr

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(425): View more from Washington

Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.

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(425): Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie. http://tfl.nu/fd6n

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(618): View more from Illinois

he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.

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(618): he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever. http://tfl.nu/csmh

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.

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(617): So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys. http://tfl.nu/6qzw

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang

(917): View more from New York City

really making moves this morning i see

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(202): just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang (917): really making moves this morning i see http://tfl.nu/4n5c

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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.

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(425): Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us. http://tfl.nu/n2iw

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(949): View more from California

he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"

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(949): he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say" http://tfl.nu/b497

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(613): View more from Ontario

Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.

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(613): Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this. http://tfl.nu/j53e

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.

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(860): Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him. http://tfl.nu/pxbo

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation

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(931): I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation http://tfl.nu/adcz

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(541): View more from Oregon

Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face

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(541): Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face http://tfl.nu/zdd8

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.

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(479): I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk. http://tfl.nu/vgj4

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Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.

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(403): Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single. http://tfl.nu/dae6

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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"

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(954): He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good" http://tfl.nu/rht4

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