Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
