Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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