ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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