she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
handjob tips. give me some.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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