No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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