Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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