So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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