I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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