doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
3 2 1 whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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