He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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