ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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