I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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