But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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