you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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