Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
how does that bad decision feel?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
