Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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