my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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