My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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