If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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