I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
i out mim tonsoeep
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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