i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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