barbara walters just said penis...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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