The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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