Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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