now i know why i became what i already was.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just googled if crying burns calories
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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