Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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