Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
