Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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