I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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