Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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